Chain Letter

Dear Friends,

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.  Unlike most chain letters this one does not cost anything.  Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.  Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and then add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men.  One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.  At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, of whom one may be well worth keeping.  An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer, and an Olympic swimmer.  You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!  One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!  So let’s keep it going, ladies!  Just add your name and address to the list below:

Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.