Category: Spiritual

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.Do not…

The next time you feel like God can’t use you, just remember…Noah was a drunkAbraham was too oldIsaac was a daydreamerJacob was a liar Leah was uglyJoseph was abusedMoses had a stuttering problemGideon was afraidSamson had long hair and was a womanizerRahab was a prostituteJeremiah and Timothy were too youngDavid had an affair and was…

Origin of the Novel Species Noodleous doubleous: Evidence for Intelligent DesignPenne Rigate will spontaneously insert itself into Rigatoni (order pasta) under liquid to gas transition conditions of H2O to create the previously unobserved species Noodleous doubleous.  The estimated probability of this spontaneous generation event is too low to be explained by thermodynamics and therefore apparently…

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.  As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.”  The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we just have…

It is a highly addictive drug, but governments everywhere encourage its use.  Read the story in Prospect Magazine

Do you have a spiritual disconnect between your spirituality and your religion?  Perhaps its time for a change.  You might try Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) for your religious needs.Many people have trouble getting a clear mental image of their Higher Power.  This certainly has helped me get a better conception of Him. …

Meditation is not a way to enlightenment, nor is it a method of achieving anything at all.  It is peace and blessedness itself.  It is the actualization of wisdom, the ultimate truth of the oneness of all things.Dogen, Translated by Stephen Mitchell