Dr Wingnut

Category: Quotations

  • Quotable that really make sense

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    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?  Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest"Whenever…

  • Famous last words

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    "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that…