Category: Quotations

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.Jeff Foxworthy

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov

Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey

There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.Alfred Hitchcock

Justice?  You get justice in the next world.  In this world you have the law.William Gaddis

Do you know why they call it “PMS“?  Because “Mad Cow Disease” was taken.Unknown, presumed deceased

When people are loving, brave, truthful, charitable, God is present.Harold KushnerAnd at all other times, God is in the restroom?