Dr Wingnut

Category: Quotations

  • Are you smart?

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    Half this game is ninety percent mental.Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny OzarkWe’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?Lee IacoccaI was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. …

  • Yes ma’am

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    I am just a heartbeat away from loneliness.Laura Palmer

  • Worries

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    When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened.Winston Churchill

  • Fair

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    If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Johnny Carson

  • Awakening

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    Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life.Wilma Rudolph

  • Chicago, that toddling town

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    I think that’s how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.  Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni

  • Choices

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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery