Category: Quotations

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Johnny Carson

Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life.Wilma Rudolph

I think that’s how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.  Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery

People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.Anne Sullivan Macy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.  I just want to say to the authors of that study: “Duh.”Conan O’Brien

If you have great talents, industry will improve them; if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency.Sir Joshua Reynolds