Category: Quotations

I am just a heartbeat away from loneliness.Laura Palmer

When I look back on all these worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened.Winston Churchill

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Johnny Carson

Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life.Wilma Rudolph

I think that’s how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.  Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery

People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.Anne Sullivan Macy