Category: Quotations

Boy, I feel safer now that she’s [Martha Stewart] behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail.Tim Allen, Comedian

Although our asset-class analysis of detailed disaggregated data is still at an early stage, preliminary examination finds that the data are consistent with the hypothesis of differential spending propensities by asset type and by whether or not capital gains have been realized.Alan Greenspan

Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.Thomas Alva Edison

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.  When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.Unknown

Every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.Unknown

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “My God, you’re right!  I never would’ve thought of that!”Dave Barry

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.  At least they can find Afghanistan.A. Whitney Brown