Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Morris Dancing

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    Why do Morris dancers wear bells?  So they can annoy blind people as well.Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me, 2014-04-26

  • Truer words were never spoken

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    WUMO via Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 2014-04-10, WUMO

  • The rest of the story

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    As Paul Harvey used to say, “Now you know the rest of the Story…”  I just couldn’t believe that someone would actually give away the answer.Mr. Boffo via Star-Tribune, 2014-04-02

  • This is your Captain speaking

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    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.  Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.  The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.  So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!  Silence followed.Some moments…

  • Thanks Dave

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    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.  Note every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can.  Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy!  Today, you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done.  I don’t…

  • Prejudice

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    A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.”“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.“I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck.   “Now if you don’t…

  • Paging Dr. Freud

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    That food is calling all the timefrom Minneapolis Star-Tribune via The Argyle Sweater, 2014-01-10