Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Merry Christmas

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    Avoid romanticizing what it would be like to be in a relationship with someone who truly understood who you were deep down, laughed at your jokes, held you every night, and placed your happiness above everything else in the entire universe. From: How To Navigate The Holidays Alone, The Onion

  • Fun Stuff

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    Maybe you’ve seen Christmas caroling, but not how (past Gel speaker) Charlie Todd and Improv Everywhere do it.Submarine Sandwich, a short film (which I backed on Kickstarter) that I promise you’ll enjoy.Oh hi, a delightful little Sudoku-like game that should keep you occupied over the holidays. via email from Mark Hurst, Good Experience

  • Inspirational Tale

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    Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.  My eight-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.  As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great.  Thank you for the food, and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.  And liberty and justice…

  • IT Dress Code Cardinal Sins

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    You don’t need to be a runway model to succeed in IT, but please stop making these office fashion faux pas.  Remember, you work for an enterprise, not on the Enterprise.Sandals with socksSandals without socksHipster hatsJortsSleepwearStar Trek attireCycling gearWorkout attireSasquatch beardsNothingIT Dress Code: 10 Cardinal SinsAnd add deodorant as the one thing that is not…

  • Pass the Butter, Please

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    Don’t know if all of these “facts” are true, but we do know it’s unhealthy…Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys.  When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product…

  • Two-minute Index

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    I always confuse NRA & NPR.  Totally different tote bags.Sometimes when I’m really lonely I talk to myself, but I call myself “you guys.”There’s no way my heart can handle what’s in an email labeled ELEPHANTS REUNITING AFTER 20 YRS.Nothing’s more attractive than an unending monologue about your shortcomings.My dog is right.  The bathroom is…

  • How lucky

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    For example: This morning Walker (my five year old son) asks me if I had a pet when I was a kid.  “Yes,” I say, “I had a Siamese cat that I loved named Ding How, but he got run over by a car.”  Walker: “It’s lucky that it got killed by a car.”  Me:…