Category: Humor
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Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars
Bob and his wife Mary went to the state fair every year, and every year Bob would say, “Mary, I’d really like to ride in that helicopter.”Mary always replied, “I know Bob, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”One year Mary and Bob went to the fair, and Bob…
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Got my gun permit yesterday
Got my gun permit yesterday and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I…
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Workaholica
I used to be a workaholic, but then I joined a union and got protection from 168 hour work weeks.from Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 2015-06-14
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I have this trouble all the time
It’s really easy to do when you work with a bunch of licensed peace officers.from F Minus via Minneapolis Star-Tribune 2015-06-14
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Finally a written breathalyzer test…
via email from John Ferrell, Sun, 10 May 2015 07:55:55 -0700