Category: Humor
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Rehab
Margo: “Oh, honey. We both know that rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.”Eliot: “Is it? Is it, Margo?”The Magicians, Season 2, Episode 10
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DUI Texas style
Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled…
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Talk Like a Pirate Day
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! Today is also my four year anniversary of being stationed at the DNR with MN.IT supporting the Enforcement (Guns) & Forestry (Trees) divisions. Swab those decks now mateys, arrrrggg!
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I don’t like this tree…
The folks that I work for in the Forestry Division at MNDNR wish that the trees could magically be pushed onto the truck, instead of being dragged out of the forest.via Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 2016-03-24
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A Visit from Old St. Geek
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a hard drive was whirring, nor clicking of mouse;The PC’s were unplugged from the network with care,In hopes that a new version soon would be there;The users were safe at home in their beds,While screenshots of a new interface danced in their heads;And the sys…