Dr Wingnut

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  • Retirement

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    I keep hearing people talk about what they’re going to do when they retire.  I’m gonna have to work right up to lunch on the day of my funeral.Saw on Facebook, 2017-05-30>

  • Rehab

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    Margo: “Oh, honey.  We both know that rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.”Eliot: “Is it?  Is it, Margo?”The Magicians, Season 2, Episode 10

  • DUI Texas style

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    Only a person in Texas could think of this.  From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas.  After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled…

  • Talk Like a Pirate Day

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    Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!  Today is also my four year anniversary of being stationed at the DNR with MN.IT supporting the Enforcement (Guns) & Forestry (Trees) divisions.  Swab those decks now mateys, arrrrggg!

  • Pokemon GO!

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    Pokemon GO! via Wumo.com from the Star Tribune, 2016-08-11

  • I don’t like this tree…

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    The folks that I work for in the Forestry Division at MNDNR wish that the trees could magically be pushed onto the truck, instead of being dragged out of the forest.via Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 2016-03-24

  • A Visit from Old St. Geek

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    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a hard drive was whirring, nor clicking of mouse;The PC’s were unplugged from the network with care,In hopes that a new version soon would be there;The users were safe at home in their beds,While screenshots of a new interface danced in their heads;And the sys…