Category: Humor
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Talk about misdirected mail…
Maybe they sent this to everyone in Minnesota, last Saturday, 2020-04-11, but it’s certainly not an actionable piece of correspondence at our house… although the pocket knife as an oxymoronic “free gift” looks like it might be handy, I could get one of those at Fleet Farm.
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Will Eno
Michael C. Hall was on the 2018-11-02 episode of the Ask Me Another podcast and made the following statements. The first I’m guessing is a line from the play Thom Pain (based on nothing) in which Hall is currently appearing, and the second is what Hall says is one of Will Eno’s favorite jokes.“I’m the…
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Birthday Horoscope
There are no limits on your dress, and your achievements are within your reach. Creating an environment that will consistently support you is a commitment; don’s expect it to happen overnight. Stay compassionate. Get a new coach or teacher to help you transition into your new life. Scorpio and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers…
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Who’s on First
Diagram of one of the greatest comedy routines of all time by Abbott & Costello: Number Position Description Player Name 1PPitcherTomorrow 2CCatcherToday 31BFirst BaseWho 42BSecond BaseWhat 53BThird BaseI don’t know 6SSShort StopI don’t give a darn 7LFLeft FieldWhy 8CFCenter FieldBecause 9RFRight FieldNobody You can get merch with this graphic on it here: TeeChip
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Sorry I’m late
Sorry I’m late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.Karen Walker, Will and Grace, S1-E6, 2017
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Fit together
Time magazine occasionally prints these cartoons from John Atkinson’s Wrong Hands. I thought that these two cartoons seemed to go together, and I wondered if the Oxymoron Museum was located in Redundantown… via Time Magazine, 2017-07-31 via Time Magazine, 2017-09-04
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Every morning at our house
via Dustin ComicsThanks to CJ for alerting me to this spectacular cartoon that ran on 2017-07-16 in the Pioneer Press!