Category: Humor

That name; Sauron — it has a certain ring to it…As told to me by David Reeg, 15-Apr-2010

THE CREATIONIn the beginning was The Planand The Plan came with Assumptionsand The Assumptions were without formand The Plan was Completely without substance and voidand darkness was on the faces of the workersand they spake upon their supervisors saying,“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!”And the supervisors went unto their section heads and…

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.  They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.  The officer got to choose what those two points would be.The first…

Wouldn’t be doin’ that in Minneapolis/Saint Paul in January.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?4info.com

There was bad news for God this week as the well-known deity was forced to recall thousands of examples of His popular Human Being after reports that the model could be prone to unexpected attacks of unbelievable stupidity.Initial reports of blithering idiocy emerged from the United States last year but these were thought to be…

The first testicular guard (“Cup”) was used in Hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 2 Mar 2010 20:07:53 -0800Or… they realized their brain was important and 100 years later that…