Category: Humor

Don’t forget today is International talk like a pirate day.  See Talk Like a Pirate if you need a reminder on how to comply.

Saw this advertisement on the web yesterday:What’s her secret?  Looks like she got more than a Dirty Sanchez; maybe she was bobbing for turds.  I’m sure that is the secret to a better complexion…

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?  Because they can’t C. via email from Nat Forbes, Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:09:53 -0700Which elicited the reply:At that rate, we can suppose that Microsoft programers wear glasses so they can C#.via email from Fred Dulles, Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:15:21 -0700

This lady, a resident of a retirement community, was asked to give the invocation at a dinner/convention of retirement community managers.  She does so, but then decides to add a few words of her own as a part of her invocation.  See the video.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Mar 2011 08:59:06 -0800

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.  This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO…

There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo.  Please use in that order.  Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things.  Looks like he’s done it again!  America needs a candidate with this platform!I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR…

In the 1990s there was an art appreciation show on PBS with this funny little nun, Sister Wendy.  Following her suceess, my distant cousin Buzz Hays worked with a group that put together a great satire called “Sister Randy.”  Do a search for either on YouTube to watch.Here are a couple of examples:I think you…