Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • The Old Coot

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    An old prospector named Ralph, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.  Old Ralph headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped…

  • Growing up without a cell phone…

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    If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.  When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning… Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda.And I remember…

  • Too smart for teacher

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    Answers of a brilliant student who obtained 0%In which battle did Napoleon die?His last battleWhere was the Declaration of Independence signed?At the bottom of the pageRiver Ravi flows in which state?LiquidWhat is the main reason for divorce?MarriageWhat is the main reason for failure?ExamsWhat can you never eat for breakfast?Lunch & dinnerWhat looks like half an…

  • I’m afraid that they would not like my answers!

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    To find the year’s most unusual questions, researchers at career site Glassdoor combed through job seekers’ reviews of about 115,000 interviews at more than 26,000 companies.  Here is a sampling of what they found:“How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30 on a Friday?” — Google (vendor relations manager)“Just entertain me for…

  • Model Recreation of the Gory Snowmen Death Scenes from Calvin & Hobbes

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    El Jefe, this one’s for you!via email from Bill Slobotski, Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:46:38 -0600

  • A Donation Worth Making

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    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C.  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in…

  • Bad name choice

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    It seems strange to me that in a business that lives on acronyms, that anyone in their right mind would name a conference so that its acronym is “GITS.”  But apparently no one on the committee gave it a second thought… stupid gits.