Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Pac-Man

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    Thought you might enjoy this little chat I had with my friend Tony about his iChat status:

  • What a lovely time we had…

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    Dr. Jessica Adams: Aside from the crying, he’s actually recovering quite nicely. Dr. Christopher Taub: Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedy’s had a lovely trip to Dallas.Dialog from House M.D. episode “Gut Check”, FOX network, aired Monday, 9-Apr-2012

  • Self-actualization

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.Unknown

  • AMA

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    The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package.  The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.  The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain…

  • Gotta Pee

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    Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.  Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her…

  • It’s a man thing

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    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.  Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.  He had no family or friends so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country.As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got…

  • Safety tips from Chris Rock

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    Everybody knows; If the police have to come and get you, they’re bringin’ an ass kickin’ with ’em.Chris Rock, How not to get your ass kicked by the police