Category: Humor
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Blonde Mortician
A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always…
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Avast matey!
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day’s Tenth Anniversary!See Talk Like a Pirate if you need a reminder on how to comply.
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The Onion Strikes Again
After a week of religiously motivated violence in the Middle East, the Onion took a stand with the following piece that ran on their site: No One Murdered Because Of This ImageWASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex…
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Legitimate Rape and thought
…yep, that is how it is… marvelousvia email from John Farrell, Sat, 1 Sep 2012 03:57:22 -0700Yea, it’s amazing that somehow the words “legitimate” and “forceable” only have the same meaning in the Republican party.
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Little Johnny Story
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… Again.Little Johnny said, “Because I’m…
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Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get…