Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Report: Still Hasn’t Been Long Enough To Open Restaurant Called Bin Laden’s

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    “There will be a time in the future when Americans will be ready to take their whole family out to Bin Laden’s and grab a table in the middle of the Ground Zero dining area, but that time isn’t now.  So, if you’re thinking about opening a restaurant called Bin Laden’s, you’ll have to wait.”The…

  • They’re not personnel any more

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    Can we stop generally calling people resources……and start calling them biochemically fueled water/carbon units?via Twitter from Matt Barcomb, Boston, MA retweeted by Ben Edwards, 2013-04-11, 15:36

  • The Scottish Sinner

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    There was a Scottish painter named Gordon Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration…

  • Grandpas are Special

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    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends.  Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy… just him and his granddaughter.One particular Saturday, however, he had…

  • 9-1-1 call

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    “Hello, is this the Police?”“Yes.  What do you want?”“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith!  He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house.  They search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, they bust open every piece…

  • Snow Problem…

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    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Duluth were listening to the radio during breakfast…They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”  So the…

  • A little girls plane ride

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    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you…