Category: Humor
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How to reset your password
“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired so you must register a new one.”roses“Sorry, too few characters.” pretty roses“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.” 1 pretty rose“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.” 1prettyrose“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.” 1fuckingprettyrose“Sorry, you must use at…
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Football blonde joke
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best — because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially…
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How the internet started
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy.And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of body, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she…
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Absolutely!
Every time I think about this, I start giggling. Jill said it was because it was so close to home. Eating all these fruits and vegetables on Weight Watchers has turned me into a pooting machine!via Minneapolis Star-Tribune and BabyBlues.com, 2013-08-18
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Yeah, Take It Off
COMMENTARY • Weather • Environment • World • ISSUE 47•28 • Jul 12, 2011By SummerWell, hello there. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?Now, now, don’t be shy. Come a little closer. You remember me, right? Of course you do. I come around this time every year.I must say, you’re looking pretty hot. I mean, how…
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Office Humor
Four personnel were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was a wildlife manager who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was name T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.The fisheries manager…