Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Sorority Duck Blind

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    My idea for a new reality television show where we can mint new celebrities that are famous for being famous like Paris Hilton, and Nicole Ritche.  There is getting to be a real shortage of those celebrities.  Not.

  • Breeding like rabbits

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    A ring doesn’t block a hole. — Irish saying relayed by Maeve Higgins crediting her mother on Wait, wait, don’t tell me, 2023-05-27 episode

  • Uncool things Boomers won’t give up

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    I’m guilty on some of these, especially bar soap as liquid soap is just an evil environmental nightmare. The MallCable TV PackagesWriting ChecksUsing a BriefcaseCatalogsSocks & SandalsDiamondsPhone Hip ClipConspiracy TheoriesHigh-Waisted JeansChina Dish wareNew Balance ShoesPhone BooksJorts24-Hour News NetworksHawaiian ShirtsCursive writingDad SlacksHome Shopping NetworksVelcro ShoesSending EmailsCruisesAll-You-Can-Eat BuffetsDressing Like A TouristKnick KnacksBar SoapSweepstakes9-5 Work WeeksBlaming MillennialsPaper BillsToastCop…

  • Introductions

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    Have you ever been introduced to somebody you already fucked?Deon Cole, The Standups, S1, E3, Netflix

  • Leap year 2021

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    I’ve lived in the present for my whole life and I’m not about to move now.XKCD Comic, 2021-03-02

  • Anal Bleaching

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    Buttholes are brown.They are meant to be brown.And we’re all going to die. Alice Fraser: Savage, 18:21 on Netflix

  • On 2020…

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    Never make Father Time say “Hold my beer” while he attempts some new move that will really put him in the record books.James Lileks, Star-Tribune, 2021-01-04