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  • Crime wave continues

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    via email from unknown, circa 6-Dec-1999

  • Cranberry Orange Dream

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    Always a favorite around our house for the holidaysIngredients1½ cups boiling water1 pkg. (8-serving size) or 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Cranberry Flavor Gelatin1 can (16 oz.) whole berry cranberry sauce1 can (11 oz.) mandarin orange segments, drained1½ cups cold water (reuse the liquid from the oranges and make up the difference with water)1½…

  • Game Show Blonde

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    On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.  One simple question stood between her and one million dollars!“To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question.  “Rudolph!”…

  • Broccoli Casserole

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    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.  The gas pains are almost…

  • Sweet Potato Soufflé

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    Ingredients2 pounds canned sweet potatoes or cooked fresh sweet potatoes½ teaspoon salt¼ teaspoon cinnamon¼ teaspoon nutmeg½ cup butter softened2 eggs1 teaspoon vanilla½ cup white sugar¾ cup brown sugar3 tablespoons flour½ cup pecansMethodBeat sweet potatoes salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, ¼ cup of the butter, 2 eggs, vanilla and white sugar together with a mixer until fairly smooth. …

  • Cranberry Raisin Chutney

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    The tartness of cranberries is nicely balanced by raisins, apple, honey and spices in the ruby red sauce.  Serve it at holiday meals to go with turkey or a roast.This chutney is also good with cold meat or poultry — or curries made from festive leftovers.  Keep a supply in the refrigerator ready to use…

  • Thanksgiving

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    Just think… if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgivingvia email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:22:14 -0800