Category: Hallothanksholinewyear
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Disconnected
I came home late in the evening on the 18th of November, picked up the neighborhood newspaper, the Villager and the sale circulars fell out. I decided to look at one of them, the Leaflet Missal 2008 Christmas Gifts Catalog — just for grins — when I turned a page and the following appeared.Immediately I…
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Merry Christmas!
Bah Humbug from a schientific standpoint…I.There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average…
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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas… Mom Style
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abodeOnly one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode.The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,while visions of Hot Wheels & Barbie, flipped through their heads.The dad was snoring in front of the TV,with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee.So only…
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Snow Fairy
The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.May YOU be blessed by his good deeds! You must pass the Snow Fairy to 7 people within 60 seconds to receive your one year blessing……HURRY!via email from D. Kimball Lord, Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:16:27 -0800
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Christmas Mistletoe
This Christmas I’m putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people who hate me can kiss my ass!via email from D. Kimball Lord, Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:49:16 -0800