Category: Hallothanksholinewyear
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Y2K Christmas
T'was the week after ChristmasAnd all through the house not one pc was working not even a mouse.I turned on the power but nothing was workingI grab the computer and start banging and jerking.I laid out three grand for this big piece of junkOn january 1st the damn thing went "kerplunk"!When I threw it out…
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Merry Christmas from the "Sticker Patch"
Palm trees wave, are you listenin’?In the pool, water’s listenin’,A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.Gone away is the blizzard,Here to stay is the lizard,A warm sunny day, we like it that way,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.In the desert we will have a picnic,Cactus, sand and rattlesnakes and sun.Christmas dinner is an…
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Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report
To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to take the early reindeer retirement package triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about…
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A Christmas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere alleged by the union to stifle the soul.Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,Released to the wilds by the Humane…