Category: Hallothanksholinewyear
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Holiday Chin Music
Have the chins sing your favorite holiday tunes.via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:51:23 -0800
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Happy Thanksgiving
I’ve been doing quite a bit of cooking recently and here’s a recipe I thought I would share with you for the upcoming holidays!Ingredients:1 whole chicken or turkey1 large lemon, cut into halvesSprig of rosemarySalt and pepper to tasteButter or olive oil, whichever you preferHeat oven to 350 degreesRub butter or oil over the skin…
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Let it snow!
I made myself a snowball,As perfect as could be,I thought I’d keep it as a pet,And let it sleep with me.I make it some pajamas,And a pillow for its head,Then last night it ran away,But first — it wet the bed.via email from Martha Clark, Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:34:48 -0800
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All Hallows
Be wary then; best safety lies in fear.Shakespeare “Hamlet”At first cock-crow the ghosts must go, back to their quiet graves below.Theodosia GarrisonNothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.Steve Almond
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Halloween Joke
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly…
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The nun and the cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.”She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am…