Category: Hallothanksholinewyear
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How to be a Christmas legend
I’m watching the colorized version of Miracle on 34th Street (sort of my Christmas Eve Tradition while helping Santa fill the stockings) and I’ve always wondered who the uncredited actor that plays the drunken santa was. His voice is very distinctive and I was sure that I had heard it before. I looked it on…
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Christmas
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.Benjamin FranklinAt Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.Thomas TusserA fool judges people by the presents they give him.Chinese Proverb
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Happy Chanukah
Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.Rugrats
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challanged
Tourette’s Syndrome:Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ ReindeerManic:Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…Borderline Personality Disorder:Thoughts of Roasting on an Open FireAttention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let’s Open…
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Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.“In honour of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.“It represents a candle” he…
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Once upon a time, there was a singing group called Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians… in 1955 they released an album called “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” that had some really fun versions of; Jingle Bells, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, on one…