Category: General
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Back and forth
Your helicopter is now going to cost as much as Air Force One.John McCain, confronting President Barack Obama over the military’s procurement process, pointing specifically to an order by the Bush Administration for a fleet of 28 new presidential helicopters The helicopter I have now seems perfectly adequate to me. Of course, I’ve never had a…
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Grab a Coke and a Smile
Saturday morning I put some Diet Coke into the fridge for my wife. I’ve been participating in the Coke Rewards loyalty program for some time, but the code in this box was quite a surprise… I thought, that code, “porn5hwv7hfk,” can’t possibly be correct, but it took it as you can see from the screenshot…
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Ray’s Male Heterosexual Dance Hall
I saw this late one night on KTCA when they were playing shorts and have been looking for it on DVD for quite some time. It’s the perfect job networking film, and won the Academy Award for short live action film in 1988.
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Happily Married
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, “Sweetheart, I’ll be right back.”“Where are you going, Pooh Bear?” asked the wife.“I’m going to the bar,…
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Top 20 ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…
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Satanic Barney Proof
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting the Roman numerals, we have:CV V L DI VAnd their decimal equivalents are:100 5 5 50 500 1 5Adding those…