Cat Baths

Anyone who’s ever tried to give a cat a bath will appreciate these, and the rest of you will probably get a chuckle out them too!

I thought you loved me!

You just wait…. I’ll get even with you for this….

You said the water was warm!

I don’t like you anymore….

I’m gonna sit here until you get the towel… now go!

You’re squeezing too tight… look at my eyes… they say “tilt”!

No, I am NOT your good kitty!

What’s wrong with you people? This is cruel….and….WET!

Why can’t I get any traction?

I wish I could get on my knees to pray

No, no, no, no!  Damn it!  I said ‘NO!’