- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
- The Earth Is Full — Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God (Buddha)
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me
- Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit
- Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?
- It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Heart Attacks… God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
- How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?