That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
| Year | Trimester | Course | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| First | Autumn | MEN 101 | Combating Stupidity |
| MEN 102 | You, Too, Can Do Housework | ||
| MEN 103 | PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut | ||
| MEN 104 | We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas | ||
| Winter | MEN 110 | Wonderful Laundry techniques | |
| MEN 111 | Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am. | ||
| MEN 112 | Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception | ||
| EAT 100 | Get a Life, Learn to Cook | ||
| EAT 101 | Get a Life, Learn to Cook II | ||
| ECON 001A | What’s Hers is Hers | ||
| Spring | MEN 120 | How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong | |
| MEN 121 | Understanding Your Incompetence | ||
| MEN 122 | YOU, the Weaker Sex | ||
| MEN 123 | Reasons to Give Flowers | ||
| ECON 001C | What Was Yours is Hers | ||
| Second | Autumn | SEX 101 | You CAN Fall Asleep without It |
| SEX 102 | Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,Take a Shower | ||
| SEX 103 | How to Stay Awake After Sex | ||
| MEN 201 | How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives Below.) | ||
| Winter | MEN 210 | The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency | |
| MEN 211 | How to Not Act Younger than Your Children | ||
| MEN 212 | You, Too, Can Be a designated driver | ||
| MEN 213 | Honest, You Don't Look like Tom Cruise | ||
| MEN 230A | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important | ||
| Spring | MEN 220 | Omitting %*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) | |
| MEN 221 | Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary. | ||
| MEN 222 | Real Men Ask for Directions | ||
| MEN 223 | Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay. | ||
| MEN 230B | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important too | ||
| Electives: | EAT 101 | Cooking with Tofu | |
| EAT 102 | Utilization of Eating Utensils | ||
| EAT 103 | Burping and Belching Discreetly | ||
| MEN 231 | Mothers-in-law | ||
| MEN 232 | Appear to Be Listening | ||
| MEN 233 | Just Say "Yes, Dear" | ||
| ECON 001C | Cheaper to Keep Her | ||