Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Administratium

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    The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester.  The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number of 0.  However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons.  This…

  • Spelling checker

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    I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PC;It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I’ve run this poem threw itI’m sure your please to no.It’s letter-perfect in it’s weigh.My checker tolled me sew.

  • Acronyms

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    GOMERGet out of my emergency room CUSIPCommittee on Uniform Security Identification ProceduresID10TThat must be a eye dee ten tee error (Idiot)DEU Defective end userGPF Gutted Pummeled and Fucked

  • Radisson Mart Plaza

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    It’s gonna be hot out there.This ain’t no beach hotel.CB2 – Cute but braindead.Not a happy camper.Gomers go to ground.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerIf it’s on greenbar, it must be right.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerSayings around Radisson Mart Plaza Hotel in Miami Florida inthe early 1980’s