Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • The Rude Train Conductor

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And…

  • Jesus and Finkelstein

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    Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for "Finkelstein, the Tailor."He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him which is a perfect fit.When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes him off: "No, no, there's no charge.…

  • Laws of the Universe

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    William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.Van Roy's Law: Honesty is…

  • You Know you are from Nebraska if…

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    During a storm, you check the cattle before the kids.You are related to more than half the town.Your quarterback is hurt and you are hoping it is the first thing on the six o'clock news, and it is.You use your life savings to go to the Nebraska-Colorado game.You can wear red and white overalls in…

  • Super Bowl Ticket

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    A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl.His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached the…

  • Amazing links

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    If this link is broken search Google for: Magic card trickIf this link is broken search Google for: Perfect jokevia eMail, Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:33:50 -0600

  • From the south…

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    What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?A pimp.Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description…