Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Humor

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    New Words to an old Dylan Song:How many roads must a man drive downBefore he admits he is lostWhy when a man becomes married is heunable to find his own socks.How many times will it take 'til he knowshe has seen the three stooges enoughThe answer my friend, I cannot comprehendThe answer, I cannot comprehendHow…

  • My three sons

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    Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave…

  • Obsure and interesting trivia

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    The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car…

  • Baby Boomers, The 60's vs. the 90's

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    Then (The Sixties):Now (The Nineties): Long Hair.Longing for hair.The perfect high.The perfect high yield mutual fund. Keg.EKG.Acid Rock.Acid Reflux.Moving to California because it's cool. Moving to California because it's warm.You're growing pot.Your growing pot.Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth…

  • The Rude Train Conductor

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And…

  • Jesus and Finkelstein

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    Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for "Finkelstein, the Tailor."He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him which is a perfect fit.When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes him off: "No, no, there's no charge.…

  • Laws of the Universe

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    William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.Van Roy's Law: Honesty is…