Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Rose's Dream

    The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us toget to know someone we didn’t already know.  I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.  I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire…

  • Gone Fishin'

    A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away. Years later the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn't return.Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband plodding sadly up the beach. He explained…

  • Dear Abby

    Letters actually sent to abbyDear Abby,A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they…

  • Have you lived?

    I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when:Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!">"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.It wasn't…

  • Deep thoughts

    I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round's a shape!I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.Did you ever notice when you…

  • Life before the Computer

    An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppyYou hoped nobody found out!Compress was something you did to garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you…

  • The ultimate fantasy of women

    In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this…