Author: Dr Wingnut

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular genie, however, stated…

This is what it costs to buy a gallon of…..Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 = $10.32 a gallonLipton Iced Tea 16 oz for $1.19 = $9.52 a gallonGatorade 20 oz for $1.59 = $10.17 a gallonOcean Spray 16 oz for $1.25 = $10.00 a gallonSTP brake fluid 12 oz for $3.15 = $33.60 a gallonVick's…

We all have our own reasons for why we believe in God. This is by far the most amusing. Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment to explain God.Explaining Godby Danny DuttonOne of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones…

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God…"Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above."Lord, I…

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering…

Hey, ya'all, (or is it "y'all"?), try calling this 800 number and listening to their voice mail system up to the point when they ask you to pick an extension. When you get there, hang up. It will be worth it. The number is +1 (800) 578.7453.via eMail from Jeffrey L. Patten, Esq., Thu, 16…