Author: Dr Wingnut
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Is this anyone you work for?
A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…
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I've learned
I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may be the lasttime you see them.I've learned- that you can keep goinglong after you can't.I've learned-that we are responsible for…
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Information Please
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall.The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother used to…
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People
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway.If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.What you spend…
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Careful what you wish for
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular genie, however, stated…