Author: Dr Wingnut
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Another anecdote to consider in the gun-control debate:
As soon as everyone is packing heat we'll all be a lot safer, right?An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it…
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Death Of Innocents
I went to a party, Mom,I remembered what you said.You toldme not to drink, Mom,so i drank soda instead.I really feltproud inside, Mom,the way you said I would.I didn't drinkand drive, Mom,even though the others said I should.I know I did the right thing, Mom,I know you're alwaysright.Now the party is finally ending, Mom,and everyone…
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Embroidering a life
When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that she was embroidering.From the underside, as I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she…
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Blonde jokes
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know…
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SELF TEST
Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…
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Is this anyone you work for?
A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…
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I've learned
I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may be the lasttime you see them.I've learned- that you can keep goinglong after you can't.I've learned-that we are responsible for…