Author: Dr Wingnut

  • SELF TEST

    Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…

  • Is this anyone you work for?

    A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…

  • I've learned

    I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may be the lasttime you see them.I've learned- that you can keep goinglong after you can't.I've learned-that we are responsible for…

  • Information Please

    When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.  I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall.The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother used to…

  • Last page of the internet

    Last page of the internetvia eMail, Fri, 24 Mar 2000 22:24:36 -0600

  • People

    People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway.If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.What you spend…

  • A groaner

    "Doc," the patient says, "I keep seeing talking crickets, talking dogs, talking birds, talking cats.What's wrong with me?""Nothing at all," the doctor answers."You're just having Disney spells."via eMail, Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:11:11 -0600