Author: Dr Wingnut
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To be fair to Bosses…
Quotes from actual performance evaluations."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.""His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.""I would not allow this employee to breed.""This associate is really not so much of a has been, but more of a definitely won't be.""Works well…
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About marriage from kids
How do you decide who to marry?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God…
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Another anecdote to consider in the gun-control debate:
As soon as everyone is packing heat we'll all be a lot safer, right?An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it…
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Death Of Innocents
I went to a party, Mom,I remembered what you said.You toldme not to drink, Mom,so i drank soda instead.I really feltproud inside, Mom,the way you said I would.I didn't drinkand drive, Mom,even though the others said I should.I know I did the right thing, Mom,I know you're alwaysright.Now the party is finally ending, Mom,and everyone…
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Embroidering a life
When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that she was embroidering.From the underside, as I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she…
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Blonde jokes
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know…
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SELF TEST
Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…