Author: Dr Wingnut
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Don't bristle at this
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave…
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Hmmmm…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy swallows it."Wow," says the bartender, "Had a rough day?"."I got off work early today," answered the guy, "went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender…
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Is Tony home?
A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's wife answers."Hi is Tony home?""No he went to the store.""Well, you mind if I wait?""No come in."They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks…
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Patriots
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured.Nine of the 56 fought and died from…
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Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled…
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Just for the fun of it
Times when the “F” word was appropriate“I don’t suppose its gonna fucking rain?”Joan of Arc“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”John F. KennedyAn Irish priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions… A man walks in and kneels down and begins his confessionFather, it has been two…
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Life in a nut shell
At age:Success is:4not peeing your pants.12having friends. 20having sex.35making money.60having sex. 70having friends.80not peeing your pants.via eMail, Thu, 22 Jun 2000 16:34:21 EDT