Author: Dr Wingnut

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."Tom, 5WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."Mike, 9WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS…

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic".  Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie.  For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera…

The numerical format for the day before yesterday was 11-17-1999.  All of the digits are odd.  The next Odd day will be 11-19-1999 (which is today).  The next Odd day after that will be 1-1-3111 — which is well over a thousand years away, which we will never see.  Days such as 4-13-89 have both…

Submitted by iVillager S. Joan H.Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.Weights were up in heavy trading.Light switches were off.Mining equipment hit rock bottom.Diapers remained unchanged.Shipping…

If I like it, it's mine.If it's in my hand, it's mine.If I can take it from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.If it looks just like…

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.  This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror,…

Pedal-powered dialysis machines.Use of antibotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace."You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.Annual breast exam conducted at hooters.Exam room has a tip jar.You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on…