Author: Dr Wingnut

One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The BRAIN said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The EYES said "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the…

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Man's penis cut off by vacuum cleanerLong Branch, New Jersey — Police say a New Jersey man trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner nearly bled to death.Authorities say the machine cut off a-half inch of his penis.A Long Branch city spokesman says the unidentified man was drunk when it happened.He first told police…

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.It's only unethical if you get caught.The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cutsDoing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen…

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen!  Thirteen!  Thirteen!"Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in.  Someone inside pokes him in the eye.Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

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It only takes about 30 seconds.  Don't cheat!Think of a letter between A and T.Repeat it out loud as you scroll downKeep going!Think of an animal that begins with that letter.  Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal.  Say it out…