Author: Dr Wingnut

During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg.  It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect…

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a "BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…" behind him.  Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him… "BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…"The man begins to run towards his home, but the coffin bounces after him,…

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist.His students were always afraid to argue with him because…

Picard"Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"Geordi"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the…

Alabama: At Least We're not MississippiAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona: But It's a Dry HeatArizona: Dehyd-rific!Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthangArkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthinCalifornia: As Seen on TVColorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterDelaware: Wow… you're in DelawareFlorida: Ask…

These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in Honor of the GM's fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. "No va" means, in Spanish, "it doesn't go."The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married twelve times. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel, and the bride said to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle; I'm still a virgin."This puzzled the groom, since, after twelve marriages, he thought that at least one…