Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Did you know that…

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    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt.""Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.A shark is…

  • Signs from England

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    In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDIn an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET…

  • Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?

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    Optimist: The glass is half full.Pessimist: The glass is half empty.Pascal programmers: Well, what type of milk is it?C Programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the jug. Assembly programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the cow. Basic programmers: No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.SAP programmers: It'll cost you $100 for me to drink…

  • Sorta cool test when you have 3 minutes

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    This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome.  Don't read ahead, just do it in order.It takes about 3 minutes and I think that it's worth it.  I did it and it was weird!First, get a blank piece of paper and pen.  When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's…

  • Sound accurate???

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    Here is one for anybody who has done tech supportA man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.  He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below says "Yes, you're in a…

  • Spielberg and Clinton To Collaborate

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    During his stay in the Hamptons, President Clinton was invited to stay at the Georgica Pond Estate of Steven Spielberg.  It has been learned from inside sources close to the president, that after all of the parties were over, Bill and Steve retired to the library and discussed some possible remakes of films to reflect…

  • Spooky

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    A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a "BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…" behind him.  Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him… "BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…"The man begins to run towards his home, but the coffin bounces after him,…