Author: Dr Wingnut

So your daughter’s a hooker,and it spoiled your day…Look at the bright side,she’s a really good lay.My tire was thumping….I thought it was flat… when I looked at the tire….I noticed your cat… SorryYou had your bladder removedand you’re on the mends … here’s a bouquet of flowersand a box of Depends.You’ve announced that you’re…

He said, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him.  I said, "Do you earn a living doing that?"…

KAY MARTIN, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, got the fright of her life a few weeks ago. According to the Auckland Sunday Star, she and a friend were chatting over a drink when they heard a chicken squawking. The bird sounded in some distress, so they went outside to investigate, thinking perhaps that…

There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said it was OK. So they teed off. About two…

You try to enter your password on the microwave.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't…

A guy walks into the supermarket and buys the following:1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "Single are you?"He replies sarcastically, "How did you ever guess?"She replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."