Author: Dr Wingnut

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code…Fix one bug, compile it again,102 little bugs in the code.102 little bugs in the code…(Repeat until BUGS = 0)

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.  So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one.  He sees…

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DEThe best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, ILIf you can piss this high, join the fire department.On the…

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available…

A Chinese scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out. He asked members of the audience to raise their hands. As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again. He then said, "Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: … 'Many hands make light work.'"A butcher fell in love…

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Herewith, a handy guide for decoding the real meaning behind the phrases commonly used in personal adsTranslations for ads by men:40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAthletic: Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAverage-looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & backEducated: Will always treat you like an idiotFree Spirit: Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first: As…