Author: Dr Wingnut

A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a train stops.  On my desk I have a work station…Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?Does fuzzy logic tickle?If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge…

A few fries short of a happy meal.The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.Forgot to pay his brain bill.A…

Buzz was all excited about his new rifle.  So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska.  The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot.  There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear.The black bear says "You've got…

You know that all potatoes have eyes.Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one — a real SWEET POTATO whom they called "YAM."  They wanted the best for little Yam, telling her all about the facts of life.  They warned her about going…

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help."Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as…

Out of the mouth of children come some of the best things.  Thank God for our children…One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father…

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