Author: Dr Wingnut

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)An economist…

THIS WILL WORK WITHOUT ANY GLITCHES FOR SURE….Y2K READY.

Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-mail address.  For example, Mary L. Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.  They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you…

Ole, Lena and Sven were lost in the woods of Northern Minnesota and were becoming desperate having run out of food several days ago. It was winter, the snow was deep, their situation was looking very bleak. When Ole dug down into the snow to look for nuts, he found an oil lamp and upon…

There are a series of beautiful, deserted islands in the middle of nowhere. On these islands, the following people are stranded:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 English men and 1 English woman2 Bulgarian men and 1…

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?  He sold his soul to Santa.Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?  He's all right now.Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.How do crazy people…

… Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.… Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.… Do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.… Do we leave cars worth…