Author: Dr Wingnut

I have a list of folks I know…all written in a book,And every now and then..I go and take a look.That is when I realizethese names… they are a part,not of the book they're written in…but taken from the heart.For each Name stands for someone…who has crossed my path sometime,and in that meeting they have…

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer.  One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.  There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming…

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.  As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what…

Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on…

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.OK, so what's the speed of dark?Support bacteria – they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.Ambition is a poor excuse for…

Ellen Degeneres virus… Your IBM suddenly insists it's a MACMonica Lewinsky virus… Sucks all the memory out of your computerTitanic virus… Makes your whole computer go downDisney virus… Everything in the computer goes GoofyMike Tyson virus … Quits after one byteProzac virus … Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't careSharon Stone virus ……

Three men, one from New Hampshire, one from Massachusetts and one from Maine are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The man from New Hampshire says, "I am a farmer, my dad…