Author: Dr Wingnut

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and yo u don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc.…

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.  One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.  Just before take-off, a Sailor got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Sailor kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in…

Home is where you hang your @The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.Great groups from little icons grow.Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.C: is the root of all directories.Don't put all your hypes…

Seems God was just about done creating the universe. But He had a couple of things left over in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to pee standing.…

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!  (editor's note: I would have hired him too!!)NAME: Greg BulmashDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a…

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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."The…