Author: Dr Wingnut

Great truths about life that little children have learnedNo matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back.  They always catch the second person.Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.You can’t trust…

=====================================LIGHTING CHARCOAL GRILLSorWHY ENGINEERS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE…Our subject today is lighting charcoal grills.  One of our favorite charcoal grill lighters is a guy named George Goble (really!!), a computer person in the Purdue University engineering department. Each year, Goble and a bunch of other engineers hold a picnic in West Lafayette, Indiana, at…

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.  When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the…

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in…

Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Mac and NT conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue:The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999.  Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:No Y2K problemsNo technical glitches keeping work from…

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and yo u don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc.…

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.  One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.  Just before take-off, a Sailor got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Sailor kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in…