Author: Dr Wingnut

Dear Mom,Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.  We are OK.  Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.  Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it…

A wife accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his examination, the doctor summoned the wife into his office alone.  The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be…

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. St.…

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window…

I have seen some pretty off the mark horoscopes but this one takes the cake… Read this one cuz you can't lose even if you're born under the most ill-fated star there is… You should really try this… It's really weird but it's funny!!!Write your answers down on a piece of paper… No cheating… Don't…

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.  While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places…

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.Sing along at the…