Author: Dr Wingnut

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, and he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.He said "this person…

This is really spooky…..An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.WordWhen you rearrange the letters DormitoryDirty RoomDesperationA Rope Ends ItThe…

This was an actual question given on a University of Washington physics midterm:“Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?  Support your answer with proof.”Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.  One…

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would…

GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ANY WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS WHO HAPPEN UPON A COPY OF THIS:The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen.  Kissing should only be…

Administrative MemoTo all Employees: The beatings will continue until morale improves.Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:Buying a stronger whip.Changing riders.Say things like, "This is the way we…

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