Author: Dr Wingnut

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.I pretend to work. They…

A businessman walks into a bank in Boston and asks for the loan officer.  He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early.…

His baloney has a first name,It's "I – did – not – inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I – wasn't – getting – tail."He loves to sling it every day . . .,The White House people all just say . . .,That Billy Clinton has – a – wayOf mak – ing bullshit sound O…

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down t the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.  A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the…

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,"Oh, it's Sunday…

For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school.  In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.  You may…